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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time…

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

darlinghogwarts:

Teddy Lupin intercepting the owl back home to Harry for his misconduct, and changing himself to look like him when his godfather’s called by Mcgonagall for a talk. And Mcgonagall knows the marauder legacy so well that the first thing she says when he walks into her office is “what did I say to you after you attacked carrow?” and when teddy doesn’t answer “this, mr. bla- pardon me - lupin, is why I directly flooed your godfather”

louisiana-hot-sauce:

"Where is my Edward Cullen?"

"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"

"Where is my Christian Grey?"

For your sake, jail I hope.

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?